sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
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