I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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