i don't like sucking hair
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
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Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
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Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
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