I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
