new low.... made out with someone while peeing
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
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I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
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Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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