your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
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