All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
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random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
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Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
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