so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
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Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
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We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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