yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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