I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
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