is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
sarcasm needs its own font
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
i think i scared a bird with my dick
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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