She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
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Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
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I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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