Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
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SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
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There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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