Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
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Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
They took my balls.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
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WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
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