she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
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I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
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OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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