i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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