so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
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