that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
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