Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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