Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
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she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
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In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
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