He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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