can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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