we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
it's like heaven, but drunker
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
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