Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
A bitchslap is in order.
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