right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
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I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
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Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
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