Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
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..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
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Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
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