Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
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thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
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Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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