I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
the raccoons are back...
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