I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
This is a test message to see whether or not the recipient is alive.
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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