I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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