your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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