brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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