I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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