I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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