I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
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Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
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After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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