hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
This house was built for laser tag.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
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