So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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