D3 body, D1 cock
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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