Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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