i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
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Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
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I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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