I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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