Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
Randomize
