There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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