Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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