we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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