Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
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Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
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This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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