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My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
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According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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