dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Randomize
