So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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