why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
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I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
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BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
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