I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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