I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
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The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
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ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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