So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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