How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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