I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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