Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
my poor anus
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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