i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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