i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
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AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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