My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
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I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
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I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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